Edgy Couple Enthusiast Pillows

'We just got married!'

Right click for yes...

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"I love you, you big fool."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Incompatible.

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

Disco Dancing

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

'We were made for each other.'

The Odd Couple.

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

'He's crazy, and she agrees with everything he says...they're the perfect couple!'

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

"Yes, we did try to save our marriage. But, then he ran off with the marriage guidance counsellor."

"She isn't a 'young lady'. That's my wife!"

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

Doomed Romance

'The opinions expressed by Mrs Latimore are her own, and do not necessarily reflect those of Mr Latimore.'

'A babe magnet? Shouldn't that be a fridge magnet?!'

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"

"And now, going for the 'Surfing Through All The Cable Channels In The Shortest Time' record..."

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

"OK...is this character insulting?"