Edgy Couple Enthusiast Prints

'We just got married!'

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King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"I love you, you big fool."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Incompatible.

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

'We were made for each other.'

Disco Dancing

The Odd Couple.

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

Turtle Blind dates

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

"Yes, we did try to save our marriage. But, then he ran off with the marriage guidance counsellor."

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

'He's crazy, and she agrees with everything he says...they're the perfect couple!'

"She isn't a 'young lady'. That's my wife!"

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

Doomed Romance

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

'The opinions expressed by Mrs Latimore are her own, and do not necessarily reflect those of Mr Latimore.'

'A babe magnet? Shouldn't that be a fridge magnet?!'

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'