Couple Enthusiast Prints

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"I love you, you big fool."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'I always cry at weddings!'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Incompatible.

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

Wedding disaster #27.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

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