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Turtle Blind dates

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"I love you, you big fool."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Incompatible.

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

The Odd Couple.

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

Shy Man at Party

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

'He's crazy, and she agrees with everything he says...they're the perfect couple!'

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

Doomed Romance

"She isn't a 'young lady'. That's my wife!"

"Certainly I love you, Gayle, but I'm able to compartmentalize."

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

"And now, going for the 'Surfing Through All The Cable Channels In The Shortest Time' record..."

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

"This should be hilarious."

'Gloria, I want you to meet my significant other.'

'I can't believe those two tied the knot, they're so mismatched.'

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"

"I said... Your turn signal has been on ever since we pulled out of the driveway!"

"He's a little shy around people."

The art of regifting

Shy Man at Nudist Beach

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."

"If you don't want me to sound like that when I imitate you, then don't sound like that when you talk to me."