Shy Couple Enthusiast Pillows

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"I love you, you big fool."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Incompatible.

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

The Odd Couple.

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

Shy Man at Party

'He's crazy, and she agrees with everything he says...they're the perfect couple!'

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

Doomed Romance

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

"She isn't a 'young lady'. That's my wife!"

"Certainly I love you, Gayle, but I'm able to compartmentalize."

'I can't believe those two tied the knot, they're so mismatched.'

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

"And now, going for the 'Surfing Through All The Cable Channels In The Shortest Time' record..."

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

"This should be hilarious."

'Gloria, I want you to meet my significant other.'

Shy Man at Nudist Beach

"He's a little shy around people."

The art of regifting

"If you don't want me to sound like that when I imitate you, then don't sound like that when you talk to me."

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."

'I used to be afraid of public speaking, but since I realised everyone falls asleep after 15 minutes...'