Odd Couple Enthusiast Pillows

"I love you, you big fool."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Incompatible.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Large, wrinkly

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Disco Dancing

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

'We were made for each other.'

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

Too Weird to Have a Husband

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

"She isn't a 'young lady'. That's my wife!"

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

Doomed Romance

'The opinions expressed by Mrs Latimore are her own, and do not necessarily reflect those of Mr Latimore.'

'A babe magnet? Shouldn't that be a fridge magnet?!'

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"

"Uh-oh this is going to be a tough one."

'I can't believe those two tied the knot, they're so mismatched.'

'Gloria, I want you to meet my significant other.'

"This should be hilarious."

The interpreter

"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."

This marriage will never work --- She's a go anywhere gal and he's a one-step-at-a-time guy.

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

Surgical Keepsakes of the Anderson Family: Family have kept their milk teeth, kidneys stones, etc, in display jars. The family dog has his testicles in a jar.