Odd Couple Enthusiast Gifts

"I love you, you big fool."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Incompatible.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Large, wrinkly

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Disco Dancing

'We were made for each other.'

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

Too Weird to Have a Husband

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

"She isn't a 'young lady'. That's my wife!"

Doomed Romance

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

'The opinions expressed by Mrs Latimore are her own, and do not necessarily reflect those of Mr Latimore.'

'A babe magnet? Shouldn't that be a fridge magnet?!'

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"

'I can't believe those two tied the knot, they're so mismatched.'

'Gloria, I want you to meet my significant other.'

"This should be hilarious."

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

"Uh-oh this is going to be a tough one."

"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

The interpreter

Surgical Keepsakes of the Anderson Family: Family have kept their milk teeth, kidneys stones, etc, in display jars. The family dog has his testicles in a jar.

As she came into season, Trixie know the relationship had to end.