Odd Couple Fan Gifts

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"I love you, you big fool."

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Large, wrinkly

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Disco Dancing

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

"One more word from you and I am leaving home."

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

"My feet are cold. Be a dear and warm them!"

Doomed Romance

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

"This should be hilarious."

"Sometimes I run the recording of my own wedding backwards showing me coming out of the church a free man."

'Gloria, I want you to meet my significant other.'

'I can't believe those two tied the knot, they're so mismatched.'

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"

"I said... Your turn signal has been on ever since we pulled out of the driveway!"

You may kiss the bride but be careful of her lip piercings.

"Have I been a good husband, Audrey?"

"Patty and Glen met at the Opera. Rich and I met at the beach. Where did you two meet?"

"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."

"I guess you could say I have a type."

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

As she came into season, Trixie know the relationship had to end.

'You've given me an absolutely wonderful Christmas present, Dear. But I still don't have that get up and go.'

The Roommate from Hell