Odd Couple Dynamics Gifts

"I love you, you big fool."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Large, wrinkly

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

"The blow drier is broken."

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

Disco Dancing

"He's all mine. Life is good."

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

'I don't like the look of yours...'

"What do you think?"

'This is my new husband Gregory -- I don't quite have all the bugs out of him yet.'

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

'Explain to me again how a trip to the mall to buy shoelaces resulted in this!'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"

"How come I never see that smile?"

'Am I getting up or going to bed?'

This is the first time you've put up wallpaper isn't it ?

The interpreter

"You realise you are drawing attention to us!"

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

'You've got to stop getting back at each other by flushing the toilet when the other one is in the shower.'

'Mustn't grumble' (Woman thinks 'Ha!')

'Oh, for goodness sake! Can't you see he's just trying to bait you?'

As she came into season, Trixie know the relationship had to end.

'Let's become one...ME.'

"Don't tell the 'how-we-met' story."

"Bad weather is expected."

'Subliminal advertising, Alice, what did I tell you!'