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The Roommate from Hell

"I love you, you big fool."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Large, wrinkly

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Disco Dancing

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

"The blow drier is broken."

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

'But you have your own drawer - what greater display of commitment could you want?'

"I think the banana looks like a mustache, or a weird smile or something. How about an apple? ... Just a suggestion."

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"He's all mine. Life is good."

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'This is my new husband Gregory -- I don't quite have all the bugs out of him yet.'

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

"What do you think?"

'Explain to me again how a trip to the mall to buy shoelaces resulted in this!'

"How come I never see that smile?"

"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Am I getting up or going to bed?'

This is the first time you've put up wallpaper isn't it ?

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

The interpreter

"You realise you are drawing attention to us!"

'You've got to stop getting back at each other by flushing the toilet when the other one is in the shower.'

As she came into season, Trixie know the relationship had to end.

'Oh, for goodness sake! Can't you see he's just trying to bait you?'

'Mustn't grumble' (Woman thinks 'Ha!')

'Let's become one...ME.'

"Don't tell the 'how-we-met' story."

"Bad weather is expected."