Odd Couple Admirer Gifts

"Have you two figured out that you're one of my nutty little juxtapositions?"

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"I love you, you big fool."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Large, wrinkly

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Disco Dancing

'We were made for each other.'

The Odd Couple.

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

"She's a weiner cat."

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

'He's crazy, and she agrees with everything he says...they're the perfect couple!'

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

'Meet my significant other.'

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

"Wow! So that was the bagel setting."

Doomed Romance

'The opinions expressed by Mrs Latimore are her own, and do not necessarily reflect those of Mr Latimore.'

'A babe magnet? Shouldn't that be a fridge magnet?!'