Odd Couple Admirer Mugs

"Have you two figured out that you're one of my nutty little juxtapositions?"

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"I love you, you big fool."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Large, wrinkly

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

Disco Dancing

'We were made for each other.'

The Odd Couple.

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"I think the banana looks like a mustache, or a weird smile or something. How about an apple? ... Just a suggestion."

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

"She's a weiner cat."

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

'He's crazy, and she agrees with everything he says...they're the perfect couple!'

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

'Meet my significant other.'

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

Doomed Romance

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

"Wow! So that was the bagel setting."

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"