Mismatched Couple Aficionados Mugs

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"I love you, you big fool."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Incompatible.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Disco Dancing

The Eclectic Chair

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

Doomed Romance

"She isn't a 'young lady'. That's my wife!"

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

The fit was fine but Latona was unsatisfied with the colour

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

One day in a boat out in the pacific. . . While at the same exact moment in a slum apartment in Brooklyn, N.Y....

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

As she came into season, Trixie know the relationship had to end.

"Now make her fall in love with the roommate who's going to quit his job to become a DJ."

'Sorry about wearing odd shoes. Luckily I have an identical pair at home!'

'You've given me an absolutely wonderful Christmas present, Dear. But I still don't have that get up and go.'

"Don't tell the 'how-we-met' story."

'You wouldn't believe the number of odd socks I have...'

Woman with small man, "I saw him in the small ads"