Mismatched Couple Aficionados Pillows

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"I love you, you big fool."

Incompatible.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Disco Dancing

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

The Eclectic Chair

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

Doomed Romance

"She isn't a 'young lady'. That's my wife!"

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

'Your heart's not really in this job, is it?'

The fit was fine but Latona was unsatisfied with the colour

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

One day in a boat out in the pacific. . . While at the same exact moment in a slum apartment in Brooklyn, N.Y....

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

As she came into season, Trixie know the relationship had to end.

'Sorry about wearing odd shoes. Luckily I have an identical pair at home!'

I smell feet ... Human feet. About six months ago, I was getting my car fixed, and on the wall of the garage, there was a sign that read, "Change worn shocks at 50,000 miles." I mistook "shocks" for socks."

'You've given me an absolutely wonderful Christmas present, Dear. But I still don't have that get up and go.'

"Now make her fall in love with the roommate who's going to quit his job to become a DJ."

"Don't tell the 'how-we-met' story."

Woman with small man, "I saw him in the small ads"