Mismatch Aficionado Pillows

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Well this is awkward.'

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

The Eclectic Chair

Alligator Bars

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"But can you afford two tickets to Africa?"

'Painter'

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"Aw yeah, twist on the exhale! Twist on the exhale! Yeah yeah!!"

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

'What the... I told the dating agency to send serious candidates only!!'

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

I'm a 10.5. What, litres?

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

The Origin of Laundry Day

Unsuitable hospital reading material.

One day in a boat out in the pacific. . . While at the same exact moment in a slum apartment in Brooklyn, N.Y....

"The odd thing is that I'm not really a cat person."

"Don't get me wrong, you're a good tiler but maybe you should go back to your old job..."

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

Anyone for tennis?