Artful Mismatch Lover Pillows

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Great British Eccentrics.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Flight Socks.

The Eclectic Chair

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

How it started: How it's going

Alligator Bars

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"But can you afford two tickets to Africa?"

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"Aw yeah, twist on the exhale! Twist on the exhale! Yeah yeah!!"

'What the... I told the dating agency to send serious candidates only!!'

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

Zorro does algebra.

Unsuitable hospital reading material.

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

Caveman Painting An Anachronistic Piece In The Style Of Warhol

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

'Eh Darling. Why is the goldfish in the cats bowl?'

"Don't get me wrong, you're a good tiler but maybe you should go back to your old job..."

"The odd thing is that I'm not really a cat person."

One day in a boat out in the pacific. . . While at the same exact moment in a slum apartment in Brooklyn, N.Y....

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

Anyone for tennis?