Artful Mismatch Lover T-Shirts

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Great British Eccentrics.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'Your place or mine?'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Flight Socks.

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

How it started: How it's going

Alligator Bars

The Eclectic Chair

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"But can you afford two tickets to Africa?"

"Aw yeah, twist on the exhale! Twist on the exhale! Yeah yeah!!"

Zorro does algebra.

'What the... I told the dating agency to send serious candidates only!!'

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

Caveman Painting An Anachronistic Piece In The Style Of Warhol

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

Unsuitable hospital reading material.

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

Guess what pants I'm wearing on this Zoom call.

Classic Film Festival. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. I told you it wasn't a buddy movie!

'Your heart's not really in this job, is it?'

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

'Eh Darling. Why is the goldfish in the cats bowl?'

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

"Don't get me wrong, you're a good tiler but maybe you should go back to your old job..."

One day in a boat out in the pacific. . . While at the same exact moment in a slum apartment in Brooklyn, N.Y....

"The odd thing is that I'm not really a cat person."

Anyone for tennis?