Mismatch Lovers Pillows

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Well this is awkward.'

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

Alligator Bars

The Eclectic Chair

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"But can you afford two tickets to Africa?"

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

"Aw yeah, twist on the exhale! Twist on the exhale! Yeah yeah!!"

'Why am I here, nurse? I just wanted a replacement for my organ.'

'What the... I told the dating agency to send serious candidates only!!'

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

Dating site - buy a dog.

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

Unsuitable hospital reading material.

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

I love badminton.

The Origin of Laundry Day

"He began his career as an interior house painter, and stuck with the tools he was comfortable with."

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

"he was a computer error of the Computer Dating Service"

Goalie saves a boot instead of a football.

One day in a boat out in the pacific. . . While at the same exact moment in a slum apartment in Brooklyn, N.Y....

Ballskeeper