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I love badminton.

Ballskeeper

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"You had me at alternative milk."

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'And that one is the mistake I made in Act II, Scene III, line 14 of Hamlet.'

The Garrick Theatre

His And Her T-shirts

RIkers

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"You want to see me, Boss?"

"I think they'll be perfect together. He's a journalist and she's a complete composite."

Tired of Waiting for Godot

"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

A typical Newcastle fan.

"She didn't know what she was saying, Mr Kalish. Please believe me."

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?

Couple in Green

'Hello? Help me out here. Would it kill you to show a little interest?'

". . . You didn't have to pay for gas and electricity for five years! That's enough compensation, isn't it?"

"I just wish it wasn't so hard to meet a nice guy with a good sense of humour who believes in all the same conspiracies that I do."

"Watch this!"

'Trust me honey, Aunt Iris says he's a Prince!'