Matcha Lover Pillows

"You had me at alternative milk."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Lovers

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

'Say, Dad - this story is the same as last night's story.'

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

'We're busy, cha-cha-cha!'

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

"Oh, I see how it is... giving me the silent treatment again!"

NINJA GRAZER

"Jack is becoming tough, adventurous, and independent. I put it down to my throwing him out with the bathwater."

His And Her T-shirts

"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."

Brazil vs Germany

"I'm still working on the salt rim."

"I think they'll be perfect together. He's a journalist and she's a complete composite."

A typical Newcastle fan.

'Hey Harry? Remember all those things you're going to do when hell freezes over?'

Couple in Green

A single violinist with a stage full of conductors.

"I love the sketch of the invisible owner!"

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

Fiends reunited

I love badminton.