Matcha Lover Pillows

"You had me at alternative milk."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Lovers

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

'Say, Dad - this story is the same as last night's story.'

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

'We're busy, cha-cha-cha!'

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

"I'm still working on the salt rim."

"I think they'll be perfect together. He's a journalist and she's a complete composite."

His And Her T-shirts

"Jack is becoming tough, adventurous, and independent. I put it down to my throwing him out with the bathwater."

"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."

NINJA GRAZER

"Oh, I see how it is... giving me the silent treatment again!"

A typical Newcastle fan.

'Hey Harry? Remember all those things you're going to do when hell freezes over?'

Couple in Green

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

A single violinist with a stage full of conductors.

"I love the sketch of the invisible owner!"

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

Fiends reunited

I love badminton.

'We keep the Holy Cow in the barn and the Holy Mackerel in the lake... I guess I don't have to tell you what we keep in there!'