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Lovers

"We have the exact same taste."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'We're in a hurry.'

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

Keeping Warm

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

Footballer.

"I think they'll be perfect together. He's a journalist and she's a complete composite."

A dog cupid flies an arrow after a dog jumping on a random man's leg.

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

"You want to see me, Boss?"

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

Romance in Yellow

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A typical Newcastle fan.

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

'Yes, he was there his afternoon - that's his balloon floating in the penalty area.'

Couple in Green

'Hello? Help me out here. Would it kill you to show a little interest?'

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

Soulmates.

Football Applause