Match Day Lover Pillows

A typical Newcastle fan.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

Football fan's painted face turns completely red at the sight of a big breasted woman.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Tennis ball girl.

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

The commentators want to run the officials...

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

The Rugby Throw Up.

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'We're in a hurry.'

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

Footballer.

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

'Look - if you're not going to watch the match, you might as well have stayed at home and gawped at yourself in the mirror!'

"Buona Sera, Mrs. Johnson! You ordered two pizzas. That's £18!"

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"I promised I'd bring him - he could never afford to come when he was alive."

'Yes, he was there his afternoon - that's his balloon floating in the penalty area.'