Match Day Devotee Pillows

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Football

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Raheem Sterling

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Snail Racing

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Beer Order

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

The commentators want to run the officials...

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"You're the sport on my telly"

'We're in a hurry.'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

The game comes first...

Rugby Mad.

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

Turkey With All the Trimmings

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Baseball Cheating

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'And how were our team doing before your foot slipped?'