Match Day Aficionado Pillows

The commentators want to run the officials...

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Mohamed Salah

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'His wife is very supportive.'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'We're in a hurry.'

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

Sisyphus

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

World Cup reactions

Goal Post Ape.

"The bad news is he only has two minutes to live, the good news is it's in football time.""

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

Rafa Benitez

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

Footballer.

'What do you mean someone stole the coin used in the coin toss?'