Match Day Follower Pillows

The Alter of Football

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

The commentators want to run the officials...

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'We're in a hurry.'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"Let's get this over with quick. The match starts in ten minutes."

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

Footballer.

"Buona Sera, Mrs. Johnson! You ordered two pizzas. That's £18!"

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

"Lucky devil, he's listening to the live Test Match commentary from Australia."

A typical Newcastle fan.