Match Day Reveler Pillows

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Beer Order

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Men can show their emotions!

The commentators want to run the officials...

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'We're in a hurry.'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

Bowled out.

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

"I promised I'd bring him - he could never afford to come when he was alive."

Footballer.

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

A typical Newcastle fan.

'Yes, he was there his afternoon - that's his balloon floating in the penalty area.'

'Don't mind her...I brought along my grief counsellor just in case.'

"What sports fan are you?"

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

Football Applause

Football

The Alter of Football

Football slave

'I thought I would never find a place to park, dear.'