Match Day Reveler Gifts

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Beer Order

The commentators want to run the officials...

Men can show their emotions!

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'We're in a hurry.'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

World Cup Football Enthusiasm!

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

Bowled out.

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

Footballer.

"I promised I'd bring him - he could never afford to come when he was alive."

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

A typical Newcastle fan.

'Don't mind her...I brought along my grief counsellor just in case.'

'Yes, he was there his afternoon - that's his balloon floating in the penalty area.'

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

Football Applause

"What sports fan are you?"

The Alter of Football

'I thought I would never find a place to park, dear.'

"My Man Utd top's still in the wash"