Match Day Maniac Gifts

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Tennis ball girl.

The commentators want to run the officials...

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

'He does what he wants - I blame that new manager, Mourinho!'

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'We're in a hurry.'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Ref shows footballer green card.

"You are working, I trust!"

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

World Cup Football Enthusiasm!

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Bowled out.

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

GOOOOAAAAAL!

Footballer.

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"Buona Sera, Mrs. Johnson! You ordered two pizzas. That's £18!"

A typical Newcastle fan.

'Goodness me referee one really must question your visual acuity.'

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

'Don't mind her...I brought along my grief counsellor just in case.'