Match Day Enthusiast Gifts

Soccer Match.

"Quickly, there's nothing about the World Cup on the TV for a few minutes."

Football Applause

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

Footballer.

'We're in a hurry.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Yes, he was there his afternoon - that's his balloon floating in the penalty area.'

"We'll swop at half time."

"He forgot to record the game, so he had to watch it live. The 1,284 commercials was too much for him to handle."

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

The commentators want to run the officials...

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

World Cup Football Enthusiasm!

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"Buona Sera, Mrs. Johnson! You ordered two pizzas. That's £18!"

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

"I promised I'd bring him - he could never afford to come when he was alive."

'Right, we'll take the shallow end.'

A typical Newcastle fan.