'Don't mind her...I brought along my grief counsellor just in case.'
Match Day Worrier Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a match day worrier? Our collection features witty and reassuring items perfect for those who get nervous before big games. Whether they channel their anxiety with humor on a mug or cozy up with a themed pillow, find something that helps turn nerves into laughs and support. Celebrate their passion for the game while providing a little extra comfort and fun during those high-stakes moments.
'Not much gets past our new goalie!'
Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies
The commentators want to run the officials...
'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'
Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.
Football supporters.
"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."
'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'
'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'
'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'
"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"
'The centre-forward wins a foul!'
'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'
'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'
'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'
'We're in a hurry.'
Ref shows footballer green card.
"You are working, I trust!"
"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."
'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'
'Not watching this,are you luv?'
'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'
"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"
Footballer.
"I promised I'd bring him - he could never afford to come when he was alive."
'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'
"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"
'Look - if you're not going to watch the match, you might as well have stayed at home and gawped at yourself in the mirror!'
"Buona Sera, Mrs. Johnson! You ordered two pizzas. That's £18!"
A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.
'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'
A typical Newcastle fan.
'Early evening kick-off for the Gunners, is it, Henderson?'
Football players walk onto the pitch holding childrens' hands, who are holding rag dolls.
Match Day Worrier Gifts Collection
Match Day Worrier Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for match day worriers—add some humor and comfort to their game day routine.
Match Day Worrier Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows for match day worriers—bring comfort and humor to their game day relaxation.
Match Day Worrier Prints
See our range of humorous and motivational prints for match day worriers—decorate their space with fun and support.
Match Day Worrier T-Shirts
Browse our fun and supportive t-shirts designed for match day worriers—wear your nerves with a smile.