Match Day Worrier Prints

'Don't mind her...I brought along my grief counsellor just in case.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

The commentators want to run the officials...

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

Football supporters.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

'We're in a hurry.'

Ref shows footballer green card.

"You are working, I trust!"

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

Footballer.

"I promised I'd bring him - he could never afford to come when he was alive."

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

'Look - if you're not going to watch the match, you might as well have stayed at home and gawped at yourself in the mirror!'

"Buona Sera, Mrs. Johnson! You ordered two pizzas. That's £18!"

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

A typical Newcastle fan.

'Early evening kick-off for the Gunners, is it, Henderson?'

Football players walk onto the pitch holding childrens' hands, who are holding rag dolls.