Match Day Prints

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

Football players walk onto the pitch holding childrens' hands, who are holding rag dolls.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Goodness me referee one really must question your visual acuity.'

'Early evening kick-off for the Gunners, is it, Henderson?'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Buona Sera, Mrs. Johnson! You ordered two pizzas. That's £18!"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

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Football supporters.

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'We're in a hurry.'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

"I promised I'd bring him - he could never afford to come when he was alive."

'Look - if you're not going to watch the match, you might as well have stayed at home and gawped at yourself in the mirror!'

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

GOOOOAAAAAL!

Footballer.

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

A typical Newcastle fan.

'Right, we'll take the shallow end.'

'Yes, he was there his afternoon - that's his balloon floating in the penalty area.'

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

'Don't mind her...I brought along my grief counsellor just in case.'

Football Applause