Match Day Organizer Prints

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Beer Order

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'We're in a hurry.'

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Bowled out.

"I promised I'd bring him - he could never afford to come when he was alive."

Footballer.

"Buona Sera, Mrs. Johnson! You ordered two pizzas. That's £18!"

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

'Look - if you're not going to watch the match, you might as well have stayed at home and gawped at yourself in the mirror!'

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

A typical Newcastle fan.

'Right, we'll take the shallow end.'

Football players walk onto the pitch holding childrens' hands, who are holding rag dolls.

'Don't mind her...I brought along my grief counsellor just in case.'

'Yes, he was there his afternoon - that's his balloon floating in the penalty area.'

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

Football Applause