Match Day Organizer Prints

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Beer Order

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'We're in a hurry.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Bowled out.

Footballer.

'Look - if you're not going to watch the match, you might as well have stayed at home and gawped at yourself in the mirror!'

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

"I promised I'd bring him - he could never afford to come when he was alive."

"Buona Sera, Mrs. Johnson! You ordered two pizzas. That's £18!"

'Right, we'll take the shallow end.'

A typical Newcastle fan.

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

Football Applause

'Yes, he was there his afternoon - that's his balloon floating in the penalty area.'

Football players walk onto the pitch holding childrens' hands, who are holding rag dolls.

'Don't mind her...I brought along my grief counsellor just in case.'

'Goodness me referee one really must question your visual acuity.'