Match Day Adrenaline Seeker Gifts

World Cup Football Enthusiasm!

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

The commentators want to run the officials...

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

Double Bass Jumpers.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'We're in a hurry.'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Easter Island Rock Climber

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

High-Wire-Dip

"Of all the times to stall."

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

'If it's any condolence, these instructions are in five languages, so most of the world is as frustrated as you!'

Helicopter Rescues.

Mountain Escalator

'Crisis'

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

The unfortunate day Lucky too frisbee to the extreme

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

The only thing I have to offer is my own confusion."