Match Day Adrenaline Seeker Mugs

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

The commentators want to run the officials...

Double Bass Jumpers.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Easter Island Rock Climber

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'We're in a hurry.'

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"Of all the times to stall."

High-Wire-Dip

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

'If it's any condolence, these instructions are in five languages, so most of the world is as frustrated as you!'

Helicopter Rescues.

'Crisis'

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

Mountain Escalator

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

"Buona Sera, Mrs. Johnson! You ordered two pizzas. That's £18!"

The unfortunate day Lucky too frisbee to the extreme

The only thing I have to offer is my own confusion."