Matchday Addict Pillows

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'He does what he wants - I blame that new manager, Mourinho!'

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'We're in a hurry.'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Ref shows footballer green card.

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

World Cup Football Enthusiasm!

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

Footballer.

A typical Newcastle fan.

Football Applause

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'

Football today

'Yes, he was there his afternoon - that's his balloon floating in the penalty area.'

"What sports fan are you?"

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

The Alter of Football

"My Man Utd top's still in the wash"

Football prayers.

Football

"We'll swop at half time."