Matchday Addict Mugs

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'We're in a hurry.'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Ref shows footballer green card.

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

Footballer.

A typical Newcastle fan.

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'

'Yes, he was there his afternoon - that's his balloon floating in the penalty area.'

"What sports fan are you?"

Football today

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

Football Applause

Football slave

Football prayers.

"We'll swop at half time."

Football fan's painted face turns completely red at the sight of a big breasted woman.

Football