Matchday Madness Pillows

Football slave

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Tennis ball girl.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'He does what he wants - I blame that new manager, Mourinho!'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'We're in a hurry.'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Ref shows footballer green card.

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

Bowled out.

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

Footballer.

"Buona Sera, Mrs. Johnson! You ordered two pizzas. That's £18!"

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

A typical Newcastle fan.

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'

'Don't mind her...I brought along my grief counsellor just in case.'

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

Football Applause

'Goodness me referee one really must question your visual acuity.'