Matchday Maniac Pillows

The Angry Footballer

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Tennis ball girl.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'We're in a hurry.'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

Ref shows footballer green card.

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

GOOOOAAAAAL!

Footballer.

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

Woman with CS Gas while man watches football - "This is for if there's any crowd trouble."

A typical Newcastle fan.

'Yes, he was there his afternoon - that's his balloon floating in the penalty area.'

Football Applause

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

Football today

"What sports fan are you?"

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'

"We'll swop at half time."

Football fan's painted face turns completely red at the sight of a big breasted woman.

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

Football slave

Football prayers.

A football fan is distracted from cooking by a goal.