International Match Lover Pillows

"You had me at alternative milk."

Baseball Dreams

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

'Good news hon' ! It's nothing serious! The doctor said it's just a simple case of Tennis Elbow!'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

The Beginning of Nostalgia

Tennis Player Receives Unwanted Advice on the Tennis Court of Public Opinion.

The keen cricket fan

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Crocodile with man logo on polo

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

Cat and mouse tennis court

'Doc, check out screen 2 in ten minutes...we got the big game!'

'Globalisation' Men with globes for heads labled after the five continents

"A little higher..."

"You want to see me, Boss?"

"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"

Superstitious tennis player wearing lucky charms with black cat passing by.

Snowmen

'You know your problem don't you? You've got tennis elbow.'

'For the best tennis you need a proper stance.' - 'That's right, in an armchair with beer and nuts.'

"Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after the Super Bowl?"

Watching the markets.

Lawn Tennis Lobs.