International Sports Supporter Pillows

'My feet are killing me.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

Theater or football.

Referee cop.

The game comes first...

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Football fans in corona times

"I take it your team lost again!"

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Football Blockers.

"He goes to a real party preschool."