International Sports Follower Pillows

Olympics Ban

Raheem Sterling

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

"This is for walking the fine line: Not discouraging Russia from joining the fight against ISIS...but out not showing support for Syria."

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'No, I haven't heard the score of the football game.'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

World Cup Fever

USA and Russia meet in Saudi Arabia

Leo Tolstoy tries the sports market

Football junkie.

"Your fastball is just hanging and your curve isn't breaking at all. What you should do is take an analgesic with some pain-relieving anti-inflammatory ingredients for a few days."

"Thanks old friend. That was awesome!"

"Let's get this over with quick. The match starts in ten minutes."

John Terry

"I'm going to the house what England winning the World Cup, luckily the house doesn't belong to me."

Hoping to add more excitement to tournaments, the PGA replaces 18-hole playoffs with a sudden-death showdown.

Bret drops back in the pocket and disappears into Federal Witness Protection Program.

'I'm sorry...Commissioner who?'

"This is a truly international sporting event...no Britons involved whatsoever!"

Super Bowl Media Day 2013

Tokyo 2020 - No Audiences

Let the game begin.

"Sounds like your father is rooting for lots of different countries."

"Sex, drugs and sports. Didn't it used to be sex, drugs and rock and roll?"

Oooh, where'd you get that bruise?

Roberto Mancini

Oakland Raiders, Al Davis.

Daniel Ortega

'She's always like this when Wimbledon ends.'