Football Follower Pillows

John Terry

Its supposed to be CRICKET, the football season is over!

Oooh, where'd you get that bruise?

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Bret drops back in the pocket and disappears into Federal Witness Protection Program.

Super Bowl Media Day 2013

Referee in trouble as angry crowd reel him in

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

Oakland Raiders, Al Davis.

"Let's get this over with quick. The match starts in ten minutes."

Raheem Sterling

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Bears

"Uptight End"

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Egyptian Football

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Archaeologists discover a football

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Now what?!'

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'