Football Follower Gifts

Its supposed to be CRICKET, the football season is over!

Bret drops back in the pocket and disappears into Federal Witness Protection Program.

Referee in trouble as angry crowd reel him in

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"Let's get this over with quick. The match starts in ten minutes."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

Bears

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"Uptight End"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Egyptian Football

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Archaeologists discover a football

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Now what?!'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Referee cop.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Big Football

Red Card - Gold Card.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

"Go deep!"