English Football Follower Gifts

"I'm going to the house what England winning the World Cup, luckily the house doesn't belong to me."

Punt Cake

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Raheem Sterling

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bears

Egyptian Football

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

Big Football

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Red State Football

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

End of football season - UK

"The next time the baby kicks give him this."

"Keep your shape at the back...."

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

"I admit saying England had no hope of winning the World Cup, me Lord, but it isn't treason."

Penalty

Edinson Cavani

'Guys...Guys! I'm trying to sleep down here!'

'It's the biggest eating event of the year. It's called the 'SUPPER BOWL'.'

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"