English Football Admirer Gifts

R.I.P. Gordon Banks

Punt Cake

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bears

A watch face with Stonehenge

Egyptian Football

World Cup Fever

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Red State Football

Big Football

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

Football Delivery

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"The next time the baby kicks give him this."

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

Edinson Cavani

Penalty

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

End of football season - UK

"Keep your shape at the back...."

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'