Soccer Follower Gifts

Let the game begin.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Egyptian Football

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Spot the fur ball.

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Stop with racism in sport!

Hands in same position from birth to death.

Theater or football.

"Jim was a model Dad".

Referee cop.

Goal

'Sorry, but my dad would make a useless soccer coach: His only ball skil is 'fetch'...'

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

The game comes first...

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

Baby Footballer

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'No, I haven't heard the score of the football game.'

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!

"I take it your team lost again!"

Goalkeeping Dog