Soccer Follower Pillows

Let the game begin.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Egyptian Football

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Spot the fur ball.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

Hands in same position from birth to death.

Theater or football.

Referee cop.

Goal

The game comes first...

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

"Jim was a model Dad".

'Sorry, but my dad would make a useless soccer coach: His only ball skil is 'fetch'...'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Baby Footballer

Stop with racism in sport!

'No, I haven't heard the score of the football game.'

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!

Football fans in corona times

"I take it your team lost again!"

Goalkeeping Dog