Fifa Follower Pillows

Football junkie.

World Cup Fever

"My God, you have to hand it to him - Mr Maradona here would fit in quite nicely."

Raheem Sterling

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Football supporters.

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

Micheal Schumacher.

Victim support

"Let's get this over with quick. The match starts in ten minutes."

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

"Thanks old friend. That was awesome!"

Leo Tolstoy tries the sports market

"K-pop... is that entertainment, a political movement, or a breakfast cereal?"

John Terry

"I'm going to the house what England winning the World Cup, luckily the house doesn't belong to me."

Hoping to add more excitement to tournaments, the PGA replaces 18-hole playoffs with a sudden-death showdown.

Super Bowl Media Day 2013

'I'm sorry...Commissioner who?'

Bret drops back in the pocket and disappears into Federal Witness Protection Program.

'And what shall we do in the remaining 30 minutes?'

"Sex, drugs and sports. Didn't it used to be sex, drugs and rock and roll?"

Tokyo 2020 - No Audiences

Roberto Mancini

Los Angeles Lakers' Kobe Bryant

Let the game begin.

Oakland Raiders, Al Davis.

Oooh, where'd you get that bruise?

Not-particularly-easy-listening radio.

'She's always like this when Wimbledon ends.'