Football Followers Pillows

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

I like the Jets...I guess

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Uptight End"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

The best goalie in the world!

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Archaeologists discover a football

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Now what?!'

David and Goliath.

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'He's one of the drawbacks.'

"Go deep!"

Referee cop.

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

Red Card - Gold Card.

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"