Football League Follower Pillows

Leo Tolstoy tries the sports market

Raheem Sterling

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

Micheal Schumacher.

World Cup Fever

'Senior ultimate fighting.'

Martin O'Neill

"I swear, if he says, ‘Oh, American football’ even once, we’re gonna Brexit."

Victim support

"Let's get this over with quick. The match starts in ten minutes."

"Thanks old friend. That was awesome!"

Football junkie.

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

John Terry

"I'm going to the house what England winning the World Cup, luckily the house doesn't belong to me."

Forever Football Fan

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

Super Bowl Media Day 2013

'I'm sorry...Commissioner who?'

Bret drops back in the pocket and disappears into Federal Witness Protection Program.

Oakland Raiders, Al Davis.

Oooh, where'd you get that bruise?

Tokyo 2020 - No Audiences

Roberto Mancini

"Sex, drugs and sports. Didn't it used to be sex, drugs and rock and roll?"

Let the game begin.

Pau Gasol

"My God, you have to hand it to him - Mr Maradona here would fit in quite nicely."

'I'm a football widow year round now with all the Fantasy Football leagues.'

Suicide swords for the England football team.

The Yankees smashed,clobbered, crushed, subjugated, whacked, humbled, shellacked, smeared Seattle, or was it the other way around?'

"So flushing the Man United scarf was OK, but does this French baguette count as 'foreign'?"